IT HURTS EVERYWHERE
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts.”
He asks, “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant.
She touched her knee and said, “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!”
The doctor looks at her and asks, “You’re really blonde, aren’t you?”
She replies, “Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?”
Doctor says, “Well your finger is broken.”
BLONDE IN A LIBRARY
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?”
She replies, “Sorry, this is a library.”
The blonde whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”
LAWYER EXPERIMENTS
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don’t become so attached to the lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish
Source: Comedy Central.com