P25-M VIEW
A private company officer nearly choked when he was told about the price of a condominium unit on Mactan Island he had just viewed. The 21-square meter unit costs P25 million.
The agent told him it was the view of the ocean that made the property premium.
He replied in jest, “I hope that view is going to pay for my amortization.”
PADRE DAMASO INCARNATE
During a Misa de Gallo, a priest spent the first 55 minutes of his homily lashing out against Born Again believers and single parents, had difficulty wrapping up his points in relation to the Gospel and ended his message abruptly with a complaint that people were already sleeping.
A churchgoer wondered whether the priest came unprepared or he was Padre Damaso’s incarnation.
LESS EJK, MORE XMAS SONGS
Two friends were telling each other how they don’t feel the “Christmas spirit” as much now as in the past years.
One of them said it was probably because of all the news about extrajudicial killings.
The other only said she has not heard enough Christmas songs being played in the malls.