NOT OVER IT YET
A Cebu City official told reporters that he was rooting for Maxine Medina to win the Miss Universe pageant, but after a few moments spent watching her, he changed his tune.
‘But she wasted her chances. It was a wonderful question worthy of a great answer, but hers was a brainless one,” the dismayed official said.
While his sentiment is shared by a lot of Filipinos, there were others who were especially vicious, prompting one netizen to retort that the haters won’t even qualify for a barangay beauty pageant.
COLD COMFORT
Two friends would destress by finishing a tub of ice cream, and the size of the tub as well as the flavor would depend on the severity of their problem.
One of them, a rookie in the corporate world, slumped on the couch and was asked by his mom what happened to him.
He avoided the question, asking her to just bring out “the red velvet ice cream.”
He was both surprised and pissed when he saw his friend already digging into the tub of ice cream.
SLAP ON THE WRIST
On seeing PNP chief Bato dela Rosa scolding the police officers accused of kidnapping and killing a Korean businessman in public, Siloy’s pal wondered why they were only told to do pushups instead of facing more severe penalties.
A veteran media practitioner sadly commented that Bato’s scolding was only for show and it would only be a matter of time before the scalawags in uniform resume their wicked ways.