NO LOADING STOPOVER
A passenger jeepney stopped in front of a “No Loading” area to buy cigarettes from a roadside vendor during rush hour.
Barely five minutes after the jeepney started on its way, it was stopped by a traffic enforcer and all passengers were told to get off.
While some passengers looked sheepish, the others were seen mumbling in contempt of the driver who had to get caught parking somewhere he should not be at.
10:30 PRACTICE
While 30 minutes may not seem a long time, it might as well be the world to a 10-year-old girl who argued with her nanny on how long she should be out for practice.
The nanny told her that she knew from the girl’s teacher that the practice would only be for an hour, but the little girl insisted that it was for an hour and a half.
Seeing that she has no chance against her nanny’s insistence, the girl conceded a bit, saying, “Ya, palitan tika ug ice cream pero kutob lagi mi 10:30 og practice (I’ll buy you ice cream but I’ll practice until 10:30).”
EXERCISE CHALLENGE
A girl who started on a 30-day exercise challenge complained about the pain from all the crunches she had been doing.
When her mom saw her grimacing in pain while holding her stomach, she told her to just relieve herself at the toilet.
The girl complained that her mom didn’t see her effort in her exercise regimen.