NOSE PICKER
A teenage girl was eating breakfast in an eatery across a government facility when an elderly woman sat down in front of her table.
The teenage girl was pissed when she saw the woman picking her nose. She lost her appetite and left her meal unfinished.
To her chagrin, she saw the elderly woman taking her plate and finishing her meal.
CASH OR CARD
After a Cebuano netizen learned about yesterday’s transport strike, he voiced concern that some buses may pick up the stranded commuters like himself and charge double the fare.
Fortunately for him, his friend offered to pick him up and drive him straight to his office.
The wary netizen asked how much he would charge, and the friend replied: “I’m an Uber driver, you can pay through cash or card.”
LA LA MIX-UP
Yesterday’s mix-up in the announcement of the Best Picture award at the Oscars sparked a flurry of memes.
One netizen used the 2015 Miss Universe pageant photo of Steve Harvey botching the announcement of winners.
But the faces of eventual winner Pia Wurtzbach and Miss Columbia Ariadna Guttierez were replaced by the posters of “Moonlight” and “La La Land” respectively.