FIRST LOVE
A woman who was about to reach the mandatory retirement age of 60 told her husband that she is returning to her first love once she quits the rat race.
The husband joked that he’ll probably be too busy to welcome her when that happens.
Not missing a beat, she told her husband not to worry about it since her first love is photography and not him.
ANNOYING HABIT
A student was annoyed with her seatmate’s annoying habit of laughing loudly every time their professor cracked a joke during class.
“You know what? I would really appreciate it if you don’t kill the fun out of our teacher’s jokes by explaining it every time. You’re not the only one who has a functioning brain,” she said.
PASS THE PEN
A seminar participant was anxious over an oral exam in which they were told to pass the pen to everyone in class while background music was playing until it ended.
The last one holding the pen would answer a question.
The participant was relieved when she managed to pass then pen to another one just as the music ended.
She slapped him on the back to alert him on this and she received a blank stare in response.