HORROR TRAILERS
A moviegoer was so excited to watch a blockbuster movie that he booked the earliest full showing which meant he was the first and the only one inside the cinema.
Problem was, he had to watch 10 minutes of horror movie trailers.
He had to cover his eyes and hope nothing scary would appear behind or in front of him.
TATTOO SERMON
A teenage girl was getting inked for her third tattoo which angered her conservative mother.
The mother took her daughter aside and reminded her that tattooing is against God’s laws. She told her daughter she will surely end up in hell if she insists on her tattoo.
Fed up with her mother’s rants, the girl retorted, “Care to take me there?”
MOTIVATION
A freshman law student was asked by her friend how she manages to balance her work and classes.
The law student replied, “I’m not getting enough sleep already. I just imagine being a lawyer and I am energized again.”
LOVE POTION NO. 9
THREE close friends who took a vacation in Siquijor province went to a tourist guide to ask where to buy love potions.
When the tourist guide asked how many love potions they want, they chorused “one drum, so its effects would last.”
Problem was, there were so many prohibited acts they had to do to make the love potion effective.
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