TAKE A BATH
A BROADCASTER known for his wily sense of humor advised visitors of Bohol province who want to attend a town fiesta to always keep themselves smelling fresh and fragrant.
“Aron di ka mastoryahan nga Abu Sayyaf (So you won’t be talked about as an Abu Sayyaf),” the broadcaster remarked, in reference to a habal-habal driver who identified the bandits by their foul smell after they hid for several days.
SMOKING PASSENGER
A taxi driver got alarmed after seeing thick white smoke from a car with an open window.
He was about to call for help when the traffic light went green and he saw one of the passengers smoking with an electronic cigarette holder.
MILKING COW
Not a few overseas workers raised their eyebrows upon learning that President Rodrigo Duterte promised to put up a bank for them.
“So mahimo na tang milking cow niana (So we would become a milking cow)?” one overseas worker scowled after reading about the report.
His fellow overseas worker was a bit more forgiving, saying that the bank may provide loans to him so he can start up a business.
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