MAO BA?

By: Editorial February 26,2017 - 08:01 PM

SNIFF THE MAGIC DRAGON (BALL Z)

Passersby were distracted by two street kids playing as characters in the popular anime Dragon Ball Z, each of them circling one another and trying to gain a tactical advantage.

When the man stopped near them, they called his attention and one of them asked, “Kinsa’y mas kusog og power namo (Who has the greater power between us)?”

The man did not understand the boy’s question and on catching a whiff of solvent used by the two boys, he walked away immediately.

POST COFFEE SELFIE

Two friends were talking about how their day went over a cup of coffee. It wasn’t too long when they decided to call it a night by taking a selfie.

The two argued over who’s going to hold the phone and take the shot since neither of them wanted to look bad.

Fortunately for them, a barista (bar attendant) who passed by offered to take the cell phone shot instead.

Unfortunately for them, one of the cafe patrons saw what they were doing and decided to do an impromptu photo bomb, thus spoiling their selfie shot.

WASTED

A broadcaster took a break from his usual commentary to talk about President Rodrigo Duterte’s son Baste and his erstwhile romantic liaison with Cebuana star Ellen Adarna.

On learning about reports that one of the two posted a social media photo of them together looking wasted, he immediately cued and played the song “Lakas Tama (Strong Effect)” by the Pinoy band Siakol.

The broadcaster said the song was appropriate since the two were apparently enamored of each other at least for some time.

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