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Flight 370

By: Gerard Pareja March 11,2014 - 09:40 AM

Nyor Gamay (NG): Good morning, DJ.

DJ: Morning diha, Nyor Gamay. Ku-
musta na man ang flight 370? Nakit-an na?

NG: Psychic man gyud diay ka, DJ, kay nganong nahibawo man ka nga mao nay gibasa nako ron.

DJ: Di baya, Nyor. Nakahibawo lang ko nga basta sugod sa semana, current events gyud nang imong concern. So unsa may latest?

NG: Naa man kunoy nakit-an nga debris sa Vietnam, pero wa pa may olark. Di usab kuno tinuod tong purtahan nga nakit-an. Dunay duha ka pasahero nga migamit og kinawat nga passport mao nga gidudahan nga posibleng terrorista kadtong duha ug maoy nagpawagtang sa eroplano. Ug karon, duna na say laing duha ka pasahero nga ilang gidudahan mao nga upat na karon ka tawo ang ilang suspect… suspect nga nahanaw ra usab uban sa eroplano ug ubang mga pasahero. Morag nagkakusog ang theory sa terorista tungod kay wa may nakit-an nga mga parte sa eroplano.

DJ: Ngano, magician diay ning mga terrorista? Mopawagtang og eroplano?

NG: Ay ganig bugalbugal diha, DJ. Ang buot nakong ipasabot nga lagmit may mipabuto sa eroplano samtang didto pa kini sa kawanangan mao nga lagyo og lagpot ang mga parts niani. Kay kun engine trouble lang unya na-crash, makit-an ra dayon tungod sa ang dagkong parte niani.

DJ: Ok, Nyor. Sorry nanaug akong IQ da. Kanang, unsa may imong request –“Leaving on a Jet Plane”?

NG: Dili, DJ. Rocketman ni Elton John. Kay kining among kanta ni Elton John kabahin nis tawo nga ipada sa Mars ug nga malagmit di na siya makabalik sa ila. Susama ra sa mga pasahero sa Flight 370 gikan sa Malaysia paingon sa China nga malagmit di na gyud makauli sa ila.

DJ: Ok Nyor, ania ang Rocketman.

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight/Zero hour, nine a.m/And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then/I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife/It’s lonely out in space/On such a timeless flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home/Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone (2x)

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids/In fact it’s cold as hell/And there’s no one there to raise them if you did.
And all this science, I don’t understand/It’s just my job five days a week

A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home/Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone (2x)
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time (Repeat 8x)

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