VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES

February 11,2017 - 09:54 PM

Girl: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”

Boy: “Really?”

Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you’ll go places

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

“I love you with all my art!”

What do single people call Valentine’s Day?

Happy Independence Day

What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?

The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine’s Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day!

S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

Source: jokes4us.com

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