Pope Francis, call me maybe

Nyor Gamay (NG): Mayng hapon, DJ.

DJ: Maayong hapon Nyor Gamay. Un-

say ato? Ni-tambong kas sugat?
NG: Wa ko maka mata. Pagmata pa nako buntag na. Relihiyuso ba kang pagka tao DJ?

DJ: Gamay.

NG: Katoliko sirado ba ka, DJ?

DJ: Outstanding member of the church ko Nyor.

NG: Ha? Unsa na DJ?

DJ: Out standing ba. Di musuod sa Simbahan. Naa ras gawas.

NG: Uplok man sad diay ka DJ. Mananaw ra diay kas mangagi ha. Unya mangalawat ka.

DJ: Ingnon ta lang Nyor nga buwag akong audio ug visual experience. Maminaw kos wali pero tua ko nag tan-aw sa nangagi. Dugay na ko nga wa mangalawat. Nganong religious man kayo imong mga pangutana, Nyor? Nagtudlo na ka ron og catechism? O kabahin nis duha ka Santo Papa nga himuong mga santos?

NG: Dili DJ. Kabahin nis bag-ong Santo Papa ug sa pangalawat. Kini diay si Pope Francis manawag sa mga tao nga mosuwat kaniya kay mangayog tambag. Usa niani usa ka dibursyada nga nag sige pag pangalawat human sa iyang divorce. Nangutana siya sa Pope kon di ba dautan ang iyang gihimo ug gi-ingnan siya niini nga okay ra ang iyang gibuhat. Balaud man gud sa simbahan nga ang divorcees ug mga nagpuyo-puyo dili mahimong mo-kalawat. Pero matud pas iyang spokesman wala supaka sa Papa ang simbahan kon dili iya lang gi-am-aman pinaagi sa usa ka tawag ang maong binuhat. Ikaw DJ okay ra kas gitambag ni Pope Francis?

DJ: Okay pas alright Nyor. Mokalawat man gani nang mga politico nga kusog mangurakot. Pero lain pay ato, mo personal call diay ni atong pope sa mga mangayog tambag niya. Mura diay siyag call center agent para sa mga nasakit ug naguol.

NG: O, DJ ug mao na nga mo request ko nimo sa kanta nga “Call Me, Maybe.”

DJ: Ha? Kadto kang Carly Rae Jepsen? Ah, nahala. Go, spinner
I threw a wish in the well/Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell/I looked to you as it fell/And now you’re in my way//I’d trade my soul for a wish/Pennies and dimes for a kiss/I wasn’t looking for this/But now you’re in my way

CHORUS: Ripped jeans, skin was showin/Hot night, wind was blowin’/Where do you think you’re going, baby?/Hey, I just met you/And this is crazy/But here’s my number/So call me, maybe!/It’s hard to look right/At you baby/But here’s my number/So call me, maybe!/Hey, I just met you/And this is crazy/But here’s my number/So call me, maybe!/And all the other boys/Try to chase me/But here’s my number/
So call me, maybe!

You took your time with the call/I took no time with the fall/You gave me nothing at all/But still, you’re in my way//I beg, and borrow and steal/Have foresight and it’s real/I didn’t know I would feel it/But it’s in my way

(Repeat Chorus)

Before you came into my life/I missed you so bad/I missed you so bad/I missed you so, so bad//Before you came into my life/I missed you so bad/And you should know that/I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)

(Repeat CHORUS)

Before you came into my life/I missed you so bad/I missed you so bad/I missed you so, so bad//Before you came into my life/I missed you so bad/And you should know that/So call me, maybe!