PREGNANT PASSENGER
A female employee got lucky after she was mistaken to be pregnant by a jeepney dispatcher during rush hour.
Seeing that most of the jeepneys were filled, she took advantage of the situation and didn’t correct the dispatcher who helped her get inside the jeepney.
BUKO JUICE
Wanting to buy buko (coconut) juice from a passing vendor, a female employee told her female coworker to buy BJ or buko juice for her, promising to pay her once she brings the drink to her.
A guard who overheard the female employee shook his head in disapproval. Apparently, he thought she was referring to something else, and the female employee could only laugh at his ignorance.
REAL FOOD
A street kid begged for food from passersby while holding a cup of fruit shake. One of the passersby asked the kid why he still begs for food when he has a fruit shake.
The little kid looked at his fruit shake before offering it to the man, asking him if he could give him food.
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